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new year sucks

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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

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“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”

– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.” (via andyouhavetogivethemhope)

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"The band LMFAO cites a vast range of different...

just no. nonononono.

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maffyeww: how about you stop making blindingly obvious indirect facebook statuses and go fucking confront the person you’re pissed off with either that or shut your plastic ass face and get the fuck off the internet

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